136. When I am an old woman, I shall wear purple
I first read the poem titled “Warning” written by Jenny Joseph when it was identified as the UK’s most popular post-war poem in a 1996 poll by the BBC.
The poem was written when she was 28. Written in 1961, the poem gives a message of old age as a time for indulgence and fun.
In the poem, Jenny Joseph portrays herself in old age as a playful rebel with bold clothes and eccentric habits.
Joseph once confessed that she hated the colour purple, which is why she included it in the poem.
This poem was included in the anthology Tools of the Trade: Poems for New Doctors.
The poem became well-known after an article by Liz Carpenter, the first woman executive assistant to Vice President Lyndon Johnson, was published in Reader's Digest. The article was about enjoying life after recovering from an illness, and she concluded it with this poem titled “Warning”.
Enjoy the poem here -
When I am an old woman,
I shall wear purple
With a red hat which doesn’t go,
and doesn’t suit me.
And I shall spend my pension
on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals,
and say we’ve no money for butter.
I shall sit down on the pavement
when I’m tired
And gobble up samples in shops
and press alarm bells
And run my stick
along the public railings
And make up for the sobriety of my youth.
I shall go out
in my slippers in the rain
And pick flowers in other people’s gardens
And learn to spit.
You can wear terrible shirts
and grow more fat
And eat three pounds of sausages at a go
Or only bread and pickle for a week
And hoard pens and pencils
and beermats and things in boxes.
But now we must have clothes that keep us dry
And pay our rent and not swear in the street
And set a good example for the children.
We must have friends to dinner
and read the papers.
But maybe
I ought to practice a little now?
So people who know me
are not too shocked and surprised
When suddenly I am old,
and start to wear purple.